Event Calendar for March 2020

Pre-breakdown checklist:

Ask yourself re: anxiety consent, order of events, bio

START INTERNAL RECORDER

Welcome to my inner dialogue, thanks for coming out tonight.

I’m Ingrid, your host for the evening. 

We’re so excited to host my lack of self-worth in conversation with my imposter syndrome for the release of my debut breakdown collection of “sighs and the incessant need for napping.

First, I want to give you a peek at some of my upcoming anxieties that might be of interest to you—

*On Tuesday, March 3rd at 7:30 p.m., I’m hosting and urging my agoraphobia to go vote and do her taxes.

*On Wednesday, March 4th at 2:15 p.m., I will need to mentally prepare myself  to deal with people for 8 hours, feed myself, smile, piss, shit, and invest my energy for small talk with people I’d much rather ignore.

For more info check my blog, http://www.notesofadirtyyoungwoman.com, or grab one of my books available through a simple google search.

Order of events – introduction, reading, discussion, Q&A, crying.

Please silence your cell phones.

Ingrid M. Calderón-Collins is the author of 9 books and the incredibly anxious hostess of “They’re Just Words,” a poetry reading series currently as a circus sideshow act, perhaps at a city near you! She is the product of civil war, molestation, rape, cold parents, dead siblings, boleros, drug addiction, self-mutilation, high functioning anxiety, BPD, yucca frita, love, migraines, laughter, Mormonism, hope, forgiveness, marriage and coffee. She never finished college and has made it a point to teach herself as much as she can in conjunction to learning from those she respects. She encourages you to shop at “indie bookstores!”

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